This is a sequel to Titanic: The Untold Story.
Kurama: And to think they thought it was an iceberg...
Battousai: (in modern clothes and in Kurama's house,Pan: hey, I borrowed from your fanfic, but I don't care!) I don't know... was that stupid black ship important to the people then?
Yuusuke: Himura you stupid sword-wielder...
Battousai: (hand on the hilt of his katana) Yes, Urameshi, you said something?
Kuwabara: Hoi hoi! Urameshi! Don't you dare try anything funny with the legendary Hitokiri Battousai...
Hiei: Legendary indeed. I could cut up that ship into ten thousands pieces in the same time you took to give it one slash.
Battousai: So would you like to try me...
Kurama: NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU'RE NOT!
Hiei: I'm game.
Battousai slides into his Battou-jutsu stance. Hiei stands up and throws off his cloak.
Kurama: (eyes flashing gold) Hiei...if you dare wreck 'Kaasan's house, I'll never speak to you again.
Hiei: Hn. (prompts sits down and sulks)
Battousai: (to Kurama) So, you're the skirt that tamed the wild beast...
Hiei: ...grrr...look who's talking shorty!
Battousai: Shorty?! Why if my hair was spiked up like yours I'd tower over you!
Kuwabara: (elbows Yuusuke and whispers) That's awful...another Hiei wannabe...
Yuusuke: (eyeing Kurama, whispers back) Let's get going before Kurama sets his Makai mimosa loose.
Kuwabara: Yah, good idea.
Yuusuke and Kuwabara: Oei! Kurama, it's getting late, we've better make a move.
Hiei: Since when have a curfew been imposed on you guys?
Yuusuke: Not a curfew, a dinner date...with Keiko!
Kuwabara: (in a high-pitched squeaky voice) It's a double-date, Yukina-san'll be there too.
Hiei: Hm. I'd better tag along and make sure you don't trip over your own big feet and squish my Koorime imouto-chan.
Kuwabara: YOUR KOORIME IMOUTO???
Kurama: Hey wait a minute! I cooked dinner for you guys and all you do is walk off to meet your girls? OEI!
Battousai: I'm still here.
Kurama: I know.
Battousai: I need to kill someone tonight.
Kurama: Being a Hitokiri sure hurts... Come, I'll take you to do some midnight shopping, and NO you canNOT bring your set of daisho out.
Battousai: I NEED to kill someone tonight.
Kurama: Yah yah, I heard...come let's...uhm...Kenshin? Why are you staring at me like that?
Battousai: [golden eyes flashes] I need to kill SOMEONE tonight.
Kurama: Uhm...if you don't like shopping we can do some other things...how about a male bonding session? [backing away]...uhm...you can have all the food I cooked. I guarantee you'll love it! You can eat with your daisho! You can...ahhh...nnnooooo! [Tucks his tail between his legs and hightails out of the house] Hey guys! Wait up, I'm joining you for dinner!
Battousai: *as he watches Kurama escape* Hmmm... boring... why couldn't he tell a joke when he heard one? Never mind... I'll look through his shelves. What's this? Botany?? Hmmm... textbooks textbooks and more textbooks.. hey this looks interesting. Rurouni Kenshin... oho! A comic! And this looks good too... Yuu Yuu Hakusho...
*Battousai reads while waiting for the Urameshi team to finish their dinner dates.*
When the Urameshi team returns...
Kuwabara: Aww...look...he's sleeping, he looks so sweet...like Hiei...
Hiei: [growls] I. DO. NOT. LOOK. SWEET.
And a big fight ensues... and Kenshin sleeps through it all...
Hiko: Of course! I taught my baka deshi well enough! A swordsman must always remain his cool in the midst of a battle...
Rurouni: [looks at the sleeping Kenshin] Hmm...very cool indeed...
Hiko: Not as cool as me of course! That baka can never be cooler than me! [strikes characteristic genius pose]
Rurouni: ...~sweatdrops~ ...
Note: The Kokuryuha is eating up Kurama's house in the background...CHOMP! CHOMP!! CHOMP!!!
Kurama: HIEI!!! You're FINISHED!!! HIEI!!! OEI!!! Do you hear me???!!! You're plant-chow!!!
Hiei curls up next top Kenshin to sleep off the effect of releasing the Kokuryuha, while Yuusuke hides under Kurama's tail. Kuwabara has since been fried to a crisp.
Yuusuke: [whimpers] ...I'm scared...