Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin characters belong to Nobuhiro Watsuki. Yuu Yuu Hakusho characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. This is purely for entertainment purposes, no profit is being made out of it.

Masshiro Robes

By Pan and Rurouni
June 1998

Kenshin: Masshiro! Masshiro! (holding out the white robes to Kurama) Kurama-san, see, masshiro robes. Promise you won't dirty them?

Pan: Not Kurama-dono? ^_^x

Kurama: Hai! Kenshin! I'll wrap the person in Makai mimosa if he/she manages to even stain it!

Rurouni: Heheh...Kurama-dono?

Kenshin: Good. I scrubbed a long long time...

Kurama: Umhmmm... now, if you'd just hand it over so I can wear it...

Kenshin: E..to...that wouldn't be such a good idea...

Kurama: Why not?

Kenshin: I scrubbed a lot you see...

Kurama: Yes?

(Kenshin holds up a masshiro robe with a hole in the middle and starts praying hard.)

Kurama: Why... thank you, Kenshin!

Kenshin: Oro?

Kurama: See, this fits my tail just fine... Hmm... if only Kuronue washed as well as you did...

Kenshin: *super blush* Do... Don't mention it... ^_^x

Kuronue: Do I hear an insult, kitsune?

*Kurama jumps out of his skin*

Kuronue: Ah just as well, now I can have a nice furcoat to brave the coming winter winds.

Kurama: *claims back his fur coat* Who said I was going to let you have my skin? What are you doing here?

Kenshin: ...

Kuronue: YOU DARE ASK ME??? We had an appointment to steal that stupid mirror yesterday and WHERE IN MAKAI WERE YOU???

Kurama: Can't help... Kenshin's been washing my clothes since yesterday, and you can't expect me to meet you without clothes right?

Kenshin: Hey! You think it was easy washing those grass stains off?! You're lucky I managed to 'masshirorise' it.

Kuronue and Kurama: *stares*

Kuronue: Whatever. Now just hurry up.

Kurama: *puts on his clothes* Right right... I'm coming...

Kenshin: Kuronue(-dono), do your clothes need washing?

Kuronue: ... ?

Kenshin promptly strips him.

Kenshin: Give me a minute.

Kurama: Bring out the cards.

Kuronue: He said a 'minute'.

Kurama: You don't know him very well, do you?

Back after half a day...

Kenshin: Masshiro masshiro! [Holds out masshiro robes to Kuronue.]

Kurama: Oh thanks.

Kuronue: ZZzzzzzz...

Kenshin: Is he sick or something?

Kurama: *mutters* Sick from waiting...

Kenshin: What was that?

Kurama: Oh nothing... thanks, I think we'll make a move now.

Kenshin: Come back to visit soon!

Kurama: GET UP!

Kuronue: Zzzzzzz...


Kenshin: Here... let me try...

Kenshin whispers something in Kuronue's ear and Kuronue immediately bolts upright.

Kuronue: WHAT?!

Kurama: Wow! What did you say to him?

Kenshin: [smiles] Trade secret.

Kenshin: (hands over Kuronue's clothes)

Kuronue: Okay. Thanks. Now let's go, stupid fox!

Kurama: Who're you calling a fox, you overgrown bat!

Kuronue: But you are a fox! You stupid fox!

Kurama: Why you...

A bloodcurding scream is heard.

Kuronue: My clothes!!! They're...they're...they're white in colour!!!

Kurama: Told you Kenshin 'masshirorises' clothes.

Kuronue: WAH!!!

The End

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