Kenshin is once again on the receiving end of Sanosuke's flurry of kicks and punches for having let slip a snide comment about Sanosuke's hair.
Sano: Hang on, let me finish kicking Kenshin first.
Kenshin: Oro!
Sano: Don't run! Don't fly! Don't you dare Ryuu Tsui Sen!
Kenshin: Shikashi... as a disciple of the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu...I must...
*Kenshin disappears*
Sano: Kisama! *holds his hands up to defend against a Ryuu Tsui Sen*
Kenshin: Ryuu Sho Sen!
Sano: OUCH!
Kenshin: Hahah! Got you!
Sano: Why you little red-headed bishonen!
Kenshin: Don't tell me you're falling for this red-headed bishonen?
Pan: Oh no, don't you dare try getting anywhere yaoi with me around!
Sano: You're too sensitive! We weren't going to try anything yaoi!
Pan: Well okay, oh no, don't you dare try getting anywhere hentai with me around!
Sano: You're too sensitive! We weren't going to try anything hentai!
Megumi: But without hentai none of us would exist...
Sano: Soudesu.
Kenshin: Who says so??
Kaoru: YAH! RK is a decent manga!
Megumi: Demo Ken-san...if your parents didn't do anything hentai, you wouldn't exist...need I teach you a bit of biology?
Kenshin: I meant hentai as in openly revealed in the manga. Surely that doesn't happen?
Megumi: Well, it does happen in some mangas but not in our little RK universe.
Kenshin: I'm relieved.
Megumi: Not so far anyway...and I doubt Watsuki-sensei wants his manga to be labelled PG (parents need guidance)
Kenshin: Sou de gozaru. That's good isn't it? I think I prefer it this way, it's MY book after all...
Megumi: That's true...but that also means I can stop dreaming of any hentai scenes with you. Tragic.
Kenshin: ...~sweatdrop~...
Watsuki: Ahem...
Kenshin and company: WAH! Watsuki-sama! (plus a de gozaru if you're doing Kenshin's speech)
The Kenshingumi stares at Watsuki-sensei with huge round oro eyes, then squeals, "OTOUSAN!!!" and run over to give him a bear-hug.
Watsuki: Oei oei! Cool it!
Kenshin: *tears in his eyes* How to cool down?
Kaoru: Yah! OTOUSAMA!
Misao peeps in...
Misao: OEI! MINNA! WATSUKI-SENSEI'S HERE!
Entire cast of RK swamp their beloved Otousama...
Watsuki: Oh my goodness... just how many characters did I create?
Togashi: Don't complain, all the youkais are coming to hug me... and you know how many youkais went to the Ankoku...
*Togashi is the author of Yuu Yuu Hakusho.
The End