Disclaimer: Rurouni Kenshin characters belong to Nobuhiro Watsuki. Yuu Yuu Hakusho characters belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. This is purely for entertainment purposes, no profit is being made out of it. Do not distribute it in any form.

This is a sequel to Titanic: The Untold Story.

Titanic: The Sequel

By Pan and Rurouni
June 1998

Kurama: And to think they thought it was an iceberg...

Battousai: (in modern clothes and in Kurama's house,Pan:  hey, I borrowed from your fanfic, but I don't care!) I don't know... was that stupid black ship important to the people then?

Kurama: Quite...

Hiei: Hn.

Yuusuke: Himura you stupid sword-wielder...

Battousai: (hand on the hilt of his katana) Yes, Urameshi, you said something?

Kuwabara: Hoi hoi! Urameshi! Don't you dare try anything funny with the legendary Hitokiri Battousai...

Hiei: Legendary indeed. I could cut up that ship into ten thousands pieces in the same time you took to give it one slash.

Battousai: So would you like to try me...


Hiei: I'm game.

Battousai slides into his Battou-jutsu stance. Hiei stands up and throws off his cloak.

Kurama: (eyes flashing gold) Hiei...if you dare wreck 'Kaasan's house, I'll never speak to you again.

Hiei: Hn. (prompts sits down and sulks)

Battousai: (to Kurama) So, you're the skirt that tamed the wild beast...

Hiei: ...grrr...look who's talking shorty!

Battousai: Shorty?! Why if my hair was spiked up like yours I'd tower over you!

Kuwabara: (elbows Yuusuke and whispers) That's awful...another Hiei wannabe...

Yuusuke: (eyeing Kurama, whispers back) Let's get going before Kurama sets his Makai mimosa loose.

Kuwabara: Yah, good idea.

Yuusuke and Kuwabara: Oei! Kurama, it's getting late, we've better make a move.

Hiei: Since when have a curfew been imposed on you guys?

Yuusuke: Not a curfew, a dinner date...with Keiko!

Kuwabara: (in a high-pitched squeaky voice) It's a double-date, Yukina-san'll be there too.

Hiei: Hm. I'd better tag along and make sure you don't trip over your own big feet and squish my Koorime imouto-chan.


Hiei: Oops.

Kurama: Hey wait a minute! I cooked dinner for you guys and all you do is walk off to meet your girls? OEI!

Battousai: I'm still here.

Kurama: I know.

Battousai: I need to kill someone tonight.

Kurama: Being a Hitokiri sure hurts... Come, I'll take you to do some midnight shopping, and NO you canNOT bring your set of daisho out.

Battousai: I NEED to kill someone tonight.

Kurama: Yah yah, I heard...come let's...uhm...Kenshin? Why are you staring at me like that?

Battousai: [golden eyes flashes] I need to kill SOMEONE tonight.

Kurama: Uhm...if you don't like shopping we can do some other things...how about a male bonding session? [backing away]...uhm...you can have all the food I cooked. I guarantee you'll love it! You can eat with your daisho! You can...ahhh...nnnooooo! [Tucks his tail between his legs and hightails out of the house] Hey guys! Wait up, I'm joining you for dinner!

Battousai: *as he watches Kurama escape* Hmmm... boring... why couldn't he tell a joke when he heard one? Never mind... I'll look through his shelves. What's this? Botany?? Hmmm... textbooks textbooks and more textbooks.. hey this looks interesting. Rurouni Kenshin... oho! A comic! And this looks good too... Yuu Yuu Hakusho...

*Battousai reads while waiting for the Urameshi team to finish their dinner dates.*

When the Urameshi team returns...

Kuwabara: Aww...look...he's sleeping, he looks so sweet...like Hiei...

Hiei: [growls] I. DO. NOT. LOOK. SWEET.

And a big fight ensues... and Kenshin sleeps through it all...

Hiko: Of course! I taught my baka deshi well enough! A swordsman must always remain his cool in the midst of a battle...

Rurouni: [looks at the sleeping Kenshin] Hmm...very cool indeed...

Hiko: Not as cool as me of course! That baka can never be cooler than me! [strikes characteristic genius pose]

Rurouni: ...~sweatdrops~ ...

Note: The Kokuryuha is eating up Kurama's house in the background...CHOMP! CHOMP!! CHOMP!!!

Kurama: HIEI!!! You're FINISHED!!! HIEI!!! OEI!!! Do you hear me???!!! You're plant-chow!!!

Hiei curls up next top Kenshin to sleep off the effect of releasing the Kokuryuha, while Yuusuke hides under Kurama's tail. Kuwabara has since been fried to a crisp.

Kurama: HIEI!!!

Hiei: ...zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz............

Yuusuke: [whimpers] ...I'm scared...

The End